Here’s a rundown on me if I ever commit a heinous crime and you need to aid the authorities in my arrest (though you should know I will ultimately appeal, because, hey, it could have been anyone who robbed that old lady at knife point):
Weirdo nerd-hermit with a vampiric complexion. May be lured closer by anything nerdy and/or spooky. Plus, two x-chromosomes and some hair.
Duermo tarde Espanol, una hora mas, no rayar mi coche.